Benvenuto su GTA5-Mods.com

What is the holy fuckery of disrespect have I stumbled upon? Searching the site in the wee hours of the night a cold whisky in hand, I stumble across a ped a ped claiming to represent one of the nations premiere law enforcement agencies. A small excitement brews as the page loads and for what?? To be exposed to a cancer greater than a woman smoking 10 packs of palmalls while sniffing asbestos from a lead painted bong. The badge is all wrong, the Sgt. stripes looks like he stole from a Mexican prison guard and stitched them on while running from the Federalies in the hills of Mexico at night with sun glasses on. That cowboy hat was in the clearance bin at "fuckboys" and don't even get me started on that rig. It was a good first run, now if you change everything on it, it might look good enough for Ray Charles to sign off.

Side note, I like the tie.